I wore this dress today just because I felt like it
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
Hooligans! Bruno has been nominated for 4 awards at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards! You can help by spreading the word: reblogging, tweeting, and sharing this wherever you can. You can vote as many times as you would like. Nominees for an additional new, socially voted category, best song of the summer, will be announced Aug. 12. Click HERE to cast your votes. (You can also vote by texting VOTE to 22444).
His nominations include:
- Best Pop Video (Locked Out of Heaven)
- Best Male Video (Locked Out of Heaven)
- Best Choreography (Treasure) - This category cannot be voted for
- Video Of The Year (Locked Out of Heaven)
The MTV Video Music Awards will air live from Brooklyn, New York: Aug. 25th at 9 p.m. EST.